enough parachutes?

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enough parachutes?

Post by MarieT » Mon Jan 30, 2023 8:03 pm

A plane carrying 3 dignitaries - former President Trump, Current President Biden and Pope Benedict experiences mechanical complications and the pilot alerts that all 3 must grab a parachute and exit the plane while he tries to safely land it with less weight, before it crashes.

Only 2 parachutes were available.

Joe Biden grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, and jumps off the plane.

Pope Benedict turns to Trump and says, “take the last parachute, I am old and retired anyway."

Trump responds “Actually there are two parachutes left. Biden took my onboard backpack.”
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Re: enough parachutes?

Post by Denise » Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:23 pm

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